Wreck Chase Goes Awry

This just in from my bro', Cam:"This sucks. A flat tire in the middle of the wilderness. We pushed our luck going off-trail for many hours today looking for two airplane wrecks. The creosote bushes finally nailed a sidewall on the front tire, like they always do. We’re averaging one flat tire every year." "Quote from Ciera when she saw the flat tire: 'Daddy, do we have to walk home now?' [Apparently, we had never explained the concept of a spare tire to Ciera, so she honestly thought we were screwed and had to walk all the way back to the house.]" Do hamsters go wreck-chasing? Cam reports, "If Ciera has anything to say about it, they do." Note photo above: a girl and her rodent, A La Wreck Chase. Cam says please 'scuse his scruffiness, but he hadn't had his coffee yet.